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Got a bad taste in your mouth for the GY Crap? Here's a little something to

help it go away.

 

As usual, my very warm and appreciative thanks to those who send me some of

these wonderful gems. K

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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET A BLONDE GENIE?

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially

buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.Two blonde genies

appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his

three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.The next thing the guy knows, he's

in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to

all of them and begins to explore the house.Suddenly he feels something soft

under his feet; he looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills.Then,

there's a knock at the door. . He answers it and standing there are two persons

dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree,

throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead.As the

Klansmen

are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies. One

blonde genie says to the other one, " I can understand the first wish having all

these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand

him wanting to be a millionaire . but why he wanted to be hung like a black man

is beyond me. "

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A blonde police officer pulls over another blonde in a convertible sports car

for speeding.

She walks over to the car and asks the blonde driver for some I.D. The blonde

driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks, " What does it

look like? "

 

The blonde police officer tells her, " It's that thing with your picture on

it. " The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact,

opens it, and sure enough sees her picture. She hands the compact to the blonde

cop.

 

The blonde cop looks at the compact for a few seconds, then rolls her eyes,

hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver, and says, " If you had

told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have

avoided this whole thing! "

 

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Senior Citizen Exercise

 

This is for older people. Younger people try it at their own risk. This is

working well for me.

 

For those of us getting along in years, here is a little secret for building

your arm and shoulder muscles. You might want to adopt this.  Three days a

week - begin by standing

straight, with a 5-LB. potato sack in each hand. Extend your arms straight

out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can-try to reach a full

minute. Relax.

 

After a few weeks, move up to 10-LB. potato sacks, and then 50-LB. potato

sacks, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-LB. potato sack in

each hand and hold your arms straight out for more than a full minute.

 

After you feel confident at that level, start putting a couple of potatoes in

the bags.

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When I found this recipe I thought it was perfect for people, like me, who

just are not sure how to tell when poultry is cooked thoroughly, but not dried

out. Give this a try.

 

BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN

6-7 lb. chicken

1 cup melted butter

1 cup stuffing

1 cup uncooked popcornsalt/pepper to taste

 

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt and

pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the

neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for popping sounds. When the

chicken's butt blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room,

it's

done. Just another helpful recipe!! 

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Cheers!

Kathleen Petrides

The Woobey Queen

http://www.fatcatcandleco.com