Guest guest Posted January 5, 2009 Report Share Posted January 5, 2009 ................................ THE ASPARTAME PSALM Aspartame is my Shepherd, I don’t need no nothin’ else. It tricketh me to crave artificial no-cal sweet tastes of death, It leadeth me into the path of self-destruction, my brain careth not. Methanol, formaldehyde, and phenylalanine – how insidiously they poisoneth me. Yea though I walk through the valley of zombies, haveth I no fear, For Searle, Monsanto and their staffs comforteth me with false in-house research. Sudden cardiac death, obesity, diabetes, seizures, brain tumors and more must I risketh, Despite the FDA claimeth a DHHS 92 Symptoms List is but a figment in my head. I am out-of-control-addicted to sugary chemical fixes and refuseth to accept, The Grim Reaper and a beckoning slab in the morgue both tolerantly do waiteth. Surely neurotoxins will plagueth me all the days of my tormented life, And I shall dwelleth in the clutches of endless suffering, until dying do I parteth. ................................ Although a parody, the message is no nonsense for real. Perhaps you think government is the people’s shepherd. Wrong! For extensive proof, with documented suppressed government and chemical industry reports, visit the following Websites. Numerous aspartame and other artificial (chemical poison) sweetener sites exist. www.dorway.com www.wnho.net www.newsmediaexplorer.org www.spice-of-life.com www.naturalnews.com www.mercola.com www.aspartamekills.com www.mpwhi.com www.holisticmed.com/aspartame Aspartame (a.k.a. Equal, Spoonful, NutraSweet) is in over 9000 consumables (food, medicine, beverages, etc.) Whether sweetened with sugar or not, soft drinks destroy more people than war ever has. On average, every American drinks over 60 gallons of soda yearly (about 650 cans). Save your life or someone else trapped in a chemically imbalanced body. Please share this urgent message in hard copy or on-line. Thank you for being a hero. © 2009 M. Bradley. Distribute without change or fees. In future this article may appear in a collection of the author’s works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 I recognize the hand of Reverend Don Martini and Dr. Betty Martini in this. Welll done! Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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