Ad: FanTastic, Gar-an-teed to Not Rust, Best or Collect Dust Soaps

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Thank you Chris, for allowing Ad Day .. :-)

 

As always, our friendly List Mom has taken TOTALLY RESPONSIBILITY for

all transactions resulting from this ad. And to top that, she agrees

to reimburse anyone who is not satisfied with any purchase made. ;-)

 

These soaps are all natural soaps, handmade in Texas by Texicans, and

formulated with the world's finest oils including Olive, Coconut, and

Palm. Some varieties are even moisturized with Rose Hip Seed Oil and

supplemented with high quality Herbs and Pure Anatolian Treasures™

Essential Oils.

 

No artificial colors or synthetic ingredients contained in these soaps

but they do contain organic and wild grown ingredients, harvested by

young Vestal Virgins wearing long flowing gowns, who didn't forget to

thank the plants for their great sacrifice whilst singing Hari Krishna.

 

Cruelty free! No animals were forced to bathe with these soaps!

 

These fancy pantsy, very inexpensive, super fine smelling soaps are

gar-an-teed to enhance your love life .. regardless of your age or

sexual preference. I have numerous testimonials from men and women

throughout the world who swear by them. A couple of examples:

 

A testimonial from a man:

 

> I want to thank you so very much for the fantastic soaps you sent us

> recently .. and your good advice. As you know, my wife and I had not

> been all that close .. in 21 years, 11 months, two weeks, ten days,

> four hours and 27 minutes.

>

> Well .. the other night I decided to try some of your fantastic soaps ..

> she has been a bit upset with me lately. But I convinced her to let

> me bathe her with your Cocoa Mint Swirl .. and boy .. that was the

> beginning of a great night!

>

> I lathered her up good .. had that soap slipping and sliding all over

> her body I did .. and right after the bath we went into the bedroom.

> When she saw that beautiful diamond necklace I had bought (and I thank

> you for that recommendation too) it was Katy Bar the Door. Now she

> has promised to be intimate with me at least one night a month.

>

> Again, my heartfelt thanks for your great advice and fantastic soaps.

>

> Your loyal customer .. Bill

 

And .. a testimonial from a woman.

 

> Just a short note to thank you for the fantastic soaps I purchased from

> your company. My boyfriend had been fantastic lover until recently ..

> something drew him away from me and I just couldn't imagine why. But

> thanks to your wonderful advice, and fantastic soaps, I have him to

> myself again .. except for one Thursday night a month and even I need

> a break now and then. When he saw those fantastic soaps and the box

> of Cuban cigars I bought for him .. it was just like old times again.

> I will continue to be a satisfied customer of yours.

>

> Sincerely, Monica.

 

So .. as can be discerned from the above testimonials .. we all can

enjoy a more exciting sex life if we spend a few measly bucks for a few

bars of my fantastic soap. :-)

 

Check'em out at http://www.av-at.com/soap.html and who knows, maybe

next time it will be your very own testimonial that I will report to all

the good folks on this list.

 

Y'all keep smiling. :-) Butch http://www.AV-AT.com