Guest guest Posted January 16, 2005 Report Share Posted January 16, 2005 Part Time Job...... A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, " Have you been in the service? " " Yes, " he says. " I was in Viet Nam for three years " The interviewer says, " That will give you extra points toward employment " and then asks, " Are you disabled in any way? " The guy says, " Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off. " The interviewer tells the guy, " O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M. " The guy is puzzled and says, " If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M. " " This is a government job " the interviewer says. " For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls.......no point in your coming in for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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