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A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts, " Honey, I

just won the lottery! Pack your bags! "

The wife says, " Great! What should I pack for? The ocean or the mountains? "

He says, " I don't care! Just be out by the end of the week! "

 

 

 

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Didja hear about the real life story where a lady hit it big, kept it quiet,

divorced her husband and then turned in the ticket? In court the judge caught

wind of it, took away her entire winnings and awarded it to her ex. :D

 

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, dadsjuana@a... wrote:

> A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts, " Honey, I

> just won the lottery! Pack your bags! "

> The wife says, " Great! What should I pack for? The ocean or the

mountains? "

> He says, " I don't care! Just be out by the end of the week! "

>

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