THE RABBI & THE IRS/joke a little off color

[Guest guest]

The Internal Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a

synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the

Rabbi and says, " I noticed that you buy a lot of candles. " " Yes, "

answered the Rabbi. " Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle

drippings? " he asked. " A good question, " noted the Rabbi. " We actually

save them up. When we have enough, we send them back to the candle

maker. And every now and then, they send us a free box of

candles. " " Oh, " replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his

question actually had a practical answer.

So he thought he'd try another question, in his obnoxious way... " Rabbi,

what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do... with the crumbs

from the matzo? "

" Ah, yes, " replied the Rabbi calmly, " we actually collect up the crumbs,

we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then,

they send a box of matzo balls. " " Oh, " replied the auditor, thinking

hard how to fluster the Rabbi. " Well,Rabbi, " he went on, " what do you do with

all the foreskins from the circumcisions? " " Yes, here too, we do not waste, "

answered the

Rabbi. " What we do is save up all the foreskins. And when we have enough

we actually send them to the Internal Revenue Service. " " Internal

Revenue Service?, " questioned the auditor in

disbelief. " Ah, yes, " replied the Rabbi, " Internal Revenue Service.

And... about once a year, they send us a little prick like you. "

 

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