Guest guest Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 Moral of The Story The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment . Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Kathy said, “My father’s a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time when we were taking our eggs to market, they were in a basket on the front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess”. “And what’s the moral of the story?” asked the teacher. “Don’t put all your eggs in one basket” “Very good” said the teacher. “Now, Lucy?” “Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks. And the moral to this story is, ‘Don’t count your chickens until they’re hatched.” “That was a fine story Lucy. Johnny, do you have a story to share?” “Yes ma’am. My daddy told me this story about my Aunt Karen. Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whisky on the way down so it wouldn’t beak and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke and then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.” “Good Heavens,” said the horrified teacher, “What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?” “Don’t mess with Aunt Karen when she’s been drinking.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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