Guest guest Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Two gals on their night out got decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they need to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, and used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, " These damn girls night out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties. " " That's nothing, " said the other. " Mine came back with a card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, `From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.' " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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