Guest guest Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 LMFAO! On Apr 6, 2005 11:53 AM, Butch Owen <butchbsi wrote: > > I, Butch Owen (or fill in the blank), being a devout Republican, staunch > Conservative, patriotic American and of sound mind and body .. do not > wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. > > Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood > or knuckle head politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if > their lives depended on it. > > If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a > cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't do so ever again. When > such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my children, my girl > friends and the attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes > and call it a day. > > Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a > special law to keep me on life support machinery. It is my wish that > these bone headed opportunists mind their own damn business, and pay > attention instead to the health, education and future of the millions of > Americans who aren't in a permanent coma and who nonetheless may be in > need of nourishment. > > Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case. I > don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge, it > is my wish that they cut the bovine excrement, play politics with > someone else's life and leave me alone to go over in peace. > > I couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots or other who are > looking for fame or recognition send e-mails to legislators with claims > that pretend they care about me. I don't know these damn people, and I > certainly haven't authorized them to preach and/or crusade on my behalf. > They should mind their own damn business, too. > > If any of my family or loved ones goes against my wishes and turns my > case into a political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the > grave and make his or her existence a living Hell. > -- For your daily dose of cranky Serra http://scentedstuff.blogspot.com Going Out Of Business Sale--new listings every day! http://stores.ebay.com/SerrasSecretSurplus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Butch, this is so funny. I especially liked the way in which it should be determined that you're indeed gone (time passes without requesting a cold one). Thanks for the morning laugh. Michelle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 I, Butch Owen (or fill in the blank), being a devout Republican, staunch Conservative, patriotic American and of sound mind and body .. do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood or knuckle head politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't do so ever again. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my children, my girl friends and the attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special law to keep me on life support machinery. It is my wish that these bone headed opportunists mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the health, education and future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma and who nonetheless may be in need of nourishment. Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case. I don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge, it is my wish that they cut the bovine excrement, play politics with someone else's life and leave me alone to go over in peace. I couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots or other who are looking for fame or recognition send e-mails to legislators with claims that pretend they care about me. I don't know these damn people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and/or crusade on my behalf. They should mind their own damn business, too. If any of my family or loved ones goes against my wishes and turns my case into a political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his or her existence a living Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 On Apr 6, 2005, at 7:13 AM, wrote: > If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for > a > cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't do so ever again. Too, too FUNNY! You are sounding more Libertarian than Republican you know (in my humble opinion although I think I will likely be corrected). Butch, have you seen the movie Second Hand Lions? I think you'd like it. Thanks for the laugh ;-) Elizabeth Whole Life Essentials http://www.WholeLifeEssentials.com Request Free Samples with your order! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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