O/T Last joke for the day.. The blonde

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BLONDE HORSEBACK RIDER:

 

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had

no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and

the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady

and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

 

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a

firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horses neck, but she

slides

down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly

impervious to its slipping rider.

 

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from

the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has

become entangled in the stirrup, she is now the mercy to the horse's

pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

 

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away

from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Frank,the Walmart

greeter, sees her plight and unplugs the horse.