Guest guest Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students: " If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her? " Mike replies " Wait a minute; I'm going for a pee. " The teacher says: " That would be very rude and improper on your part. " Charlie replies: " I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute. " The teacher says: " That's much better but to mention the word 'toilet' during a meal, is unpleasant. " And Billy says: " My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend of mine, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. " The teacher passed out. ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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