OT: Joke:Tech Support

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Hi,

Thought a few of you might appreciate this.

 

Virginia

 

 

Dear Technical Support,

 

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from

DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and

the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the soundturned off.

 

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other

applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

 

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

 

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left

a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

 

Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same

time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other

they caused severe damage to my hardware.

 

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product

soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use

up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and

Cleanhouse2005.

 

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that

Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were

automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be

deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about

them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter,

and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These

latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem

is.

 

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring

ShoeShop Browser

for new attachments andHairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every

other week.

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible harddrive, it

often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be

turned off.

 

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003,but there could be problems.

A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress

2003,

it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

 

Help requested please?

 

Yours Sincerely

 

A Troubled Soul