Humor: Redneck Vasectomy

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After having their 11th child, a North Georgia Mountain couple decided

that 11 was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

 

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his

cousin didn't want to have any more children.

 

The doctor told him that there was a new procedure called a vasectomy

that could fix the problem but that it was kinda expensive. A less

costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb

(fireworks are legal in the North Georgia Mountains), light it, put it

in an empty beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

 

The Redneck said to the doctor, " I may not be the smartest man in the

world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to

my ear is going to help me. "

 

" Trust me, " said the doctor.

 

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He

held the can up to his ear and began to count:

 

1

 

2

 

3

 

4

 

5

 

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and

resumed counting on his other hand.

 

This procedure also works in Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi, Arkansas,

Missouri, Alabama, West Virginia and most places in Oklahoma. ;-)