Guest guest Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Budweiser. The passenger, Bubba, said, " Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a dadgum police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers! " " Don't worry, Bubba, " Earl said. " We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat. " " What fer? " asked Bubba. " Just let me do the talkin', OK?, " said Earl. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put labels on each of their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, " Howdy boys, ya'll been drinkin'? " " No sir, " said Earl while pointing at the labels.. " Me and Bubba's on the Patch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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