REVENGE of the Blondes!

[Guest guest]

-Why do brunettes like their dark hair colour?

It doesn't show the dirt.

 

-Who makes all the bras for brunettes?

Fisher-Price

 

-Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?

The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

 

-Why are brunettes so proud of their hair colour?

It matches their moustache.

 

-Why is the colour brunette considered evil?

When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch?

 

-Why did God create brunettes?

So ugly men wouldn't feel left out.

 

-What do brunettes miss most about a great party?

The invitation.

 

-Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant?

From their underarms.

 

-How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings

on Saturday night?

Startled!

 

-What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?

A hostage.

 

Juana Serrano

 

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Laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes it.

 

 

 

 

[Guest guest]

Even with a great sense of humor, I think maybe this one could have

been edited? It's kind of stereotypical thinking about our native

Americans .... struck a nerve.

 

Deb

 

, dadsjuana@a... wrote:

 

> -Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?

> The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

>

[Guest guest]

I am sorry, I didn't finish reading it..:>(...Bonnie

 

Even with a great sense of humor, I think maybe this one could have been

edited? It's kind of stereotypical thinking about our native Americans ....

struck a nerve.

 

Deb

 

, dadsjuana@a... wrote:

 

> -Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?

> The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

>