Guest guest Posted August 15, 2005 Report Share Posted August 15, 2005 A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, " how long before I can get a haircut? " The barber looks around the shop and says, " About two hours. " The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, " how long before I can get a haircut? The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says, " About two hours. " The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, " How long before I can get a haircut? " The barber looks around the shop and says, " about an hour and a half. " The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, " Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes " . In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, " Bill, where did he go when he left here? " Bill looked up and said, " to your house. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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