Guest guest Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, they have set up their tent and are asleep. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend " Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see " . Tonto replies, " Me see millions of stars " . " What does that tell you? " asks the Lone Ranger. Tonto ponders for a minute and replies " Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies playing host to billions of stars and planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately 3:15am. Theologically it is evident the Lord is all powerful and as small insignificant beings, we pale in his presence. Meteorologically, we are in for a clear and beautiful day tomorrow with a slight easterly breeze in the morning. What it tell you Kemo Sabi? " The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, looking at Tonto in amazement, then he says " Tonto, you dozy twat...... Someone has stolen our tent. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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