Funniest Worst Date/OT

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Funniest Worst First Date Story

 

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope

you're sitting down when you read it. This is

probably the funniest date story ever, first date

or not!!!

 

We have all had bad dates.. but this takes the

cake. This just tells you how tough it is to be single

nowadays. This was on the " Tonight Show " with

Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the

most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had.

The winner described her worst first date experience.

There was absolutely no question as to why her tale

took the prize!

 

She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...

and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside

Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight ). They

were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before.

The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were

headed home late that afternoon.

 

They were driving back down the mountain, when she

gradually began to realize that she should not have had that

extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere

with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her

companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did

for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and

slow going, there came a point where she told him that he

had better stop and let her pee on the road, or it would be

on the front seat of his car.

 

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car,

yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she

didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against

the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on

the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a

real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could

think about was the relief she felt despite the rather

embarrassing nature of the situation.

 

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of

another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the

young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued

against the car's fender.

 

Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately

came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh

from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a

brand new problem due to the extreme cold.

 

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the

moment, she answered her date's co ncerns about " what

is taking so long " with a reply that indeed, she was

" freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance! "

 

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with

her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his

eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and

when they finally managed to compose themselves, they

assessed her dilemma.

 

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also

were faced with a real problem Both agreed it would take

something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the

icy metal!

 

Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament

in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only

one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way,

her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her

butt off the fender.

 

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the

Tonight Show prize hands down... or perhaps that should

be " pants down. " ..And you thought your first date was

embarrassing.

 

Jay Leno's comment .. " This gives a whole new meaning to

being pissed off. "