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Humor: The Texas Rancher

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Hey y'all,

 

Time for some humor. ;-) Butch

 

 

A Texas rancher goes to the bank to borrow money to buy a bull so he can

increase his herd. The transaction is made and the banker who lent the

money comes by a week later to see how his investment is doing.

 

The farmer complains, " That dang bull don't do nothing but eat grass.

He don't even look at my cows. "

 

The banker suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull.

 

The next week the banker returns to see if the vet helped.

 

The farmer looks very pleased and says, " That bull done took care of all

my cows the next day. And that wasn't enough I reckon cause then the

dang critter broke through a triple strand bob war fence and went after

all my neighbor's cows! "

 

" Wow, " says the banker, " what did the vet do to that bull? "

 

" Just gave him some kinda pills, " replied the rancher.

 

" What kind of pills did he give the bull? " asked the banker?

 

" I don't reckon I rightly know, but they sorta taste like peppermint. "

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