Guest guest Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Hey Carol, > Thanks for the giggle Butch... Welcome .. but .. you mean it was funny .. like .. a joke? ;-) > Carol Y'all keep smiling. :-) Butch http://www.AV-AT.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Hee hee hee hee hee!!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! Gayla Roberts Always Enough Ranch Acampo, California Check out our SALE PAGE at www.bouncinghoofs.com/alwaysenoughhobbysale.html A day without Bill Barnhill is like a day without sunshine! goatclearing http://coloredboers.home.att.net/always.html There is no failure except in no longer trying. Elbert Hubbard - " Butch Owen " <butchbsi Thursday, January 26, 2006 12:06 PM OT: Women Drivers > This Morning on Highway E-5. > > I was driving along around 75 MPH and stared to pass a Mercedes with a > woman behind the wheel. I looked over at her car and there she was with > her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. > > I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was > halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. > > As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much I dropped > my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. > > In the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees > against the steering wheel, I knocked my cell phone away from my ear > and it fell into the coffee between my legs, ruined the damn phone, > soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. > > Damn women drivers! > > > > > The information contained in these e-mails is not a substitute > for diagnosis and treatment by a qualified, licensed professional. > > > Step By Step Instructions For Making Herbal Labna Cheese! So easy, SO > yummy! > http://www.aromaticsage.com/cz.htm > > > To adjust your group settings (i.e. go no mail) see the following link: > /join > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Now see, I don't believe this for a moment. Why? The woman was ONLY doing her eyeliner and the Man... well the man was doing something that has been proven to be all but impossible... for men, Multi-tasking! It would have been much more believable if it was the MAN applying the eyeliner and the WOMAN was the one who dropped her shaver, donut, cellphone, coffee and disconnected the phone call. Course it probably would have been funnier too! ROFLMAO! Yes I know, always pointing out someone ELSES flaws, never me own! ;-) K On 1/26/06, Gayla Roberts <goatclearing wrote: > > Hee hee hee hee hee!!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! > Gayla Roberts > Always Enough Ranch > Acampo, California > Check out our SALE PAGE at > www.bouncinghoofs.com/alwaysenoughhobbysale.html > -- > Cheers! > Kathleen Petrides > The Woobey Queen > Http://www.woobeyworld.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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