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LOL! They allow humor on this list?? Wow, I’ve found a home.

 

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The Colonel, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice,

" Oh, I don't know... It's only 2130 now. " ;-)

 

 

 

 

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Hi Dave......(((((((Big wave and (((Hugs)))to Kaye.

This is a SUPERB list.....I know you will like it here.

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LOL! They allow humor on this list?? Wow, I’ve found a home.

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Hi Halina! I can already tell this is a great list, I have pages of info to

study already! And a list mom with a sense of humor just makes my day!

Dave

 

 

Hi Dave......(((((((Big wave and (((Hugs)))to Kaye.

This is a SUPERB list.....I know you will like it here.

Halina in Australia

 

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A crusty old U.S, Army Paratrooper Colonel was (unfortunately) pulling

his last tour of duty before retirement at the Pentagon. As is the norm

in those parts, he had certain " social duties. "

 

One night found himself at a gala event in downtown Washington, D.C.,

hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of

extremely young, pretty, idealistic ladies in attendance.

 

One of them approached the Colonel for conversation.

 

She said, " Excuse me, sir, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are

you this way all the time, or is something bothering you? "

 

" No, " the Colonel said, " just serious by nature! "

 

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations, and said, " It

looks like you have seen a lot of action. "

 

The Colonel's short reply was, " Yes, a lot of action. "

 

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said: " You

know, you should lighten up a little... relax and enjoy yourself. "

 

The Colonel just stared at her in his serious manner.

 

Finally the young lady said, " You know, I hope you don't take this the

wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex? "

 

The Colonel looked at her and replied, " 1955. "

 

She said, " Well there you go, you really need to chill out and quit

taking everything so seriously... I mean, no sex since 1955, isn't that

a little extreme? "

 

The Colonel, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice,

" Oh, I don't know... It's only 2130 now. " ;-)

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Thanks for this...I just forwarded it to my brother, SF in Iraq. :-)

 

Butch Owen <butchbsi wrote: A crusty old U.S, Army

Paratrooper Colonel was (unfortunately) pulling

his last tour of duty before retirement at the Pentagon. As is the norm

in those parts, he had certain " social duties. "

 

One night found himself at a gala event in downtown Washington, D.C.,

hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of

extremely young, pretty, idealistic ladies in attendance.

 

One of them approached the Colonel for conversation.

 

She said, " Excuse me, sir, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are

you this way all the time, or is something bothering you? "

 

" No, " the Colonel said, " just serious by nature! "

 

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations, and said, " It

looks like you have seen a lot of action. "

 

The Colonel's short reply was, " Yes, a lot of action. "

 

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said: " You

know, you should lighten up a little... relax and enjoy yourself. "

 

The Colonel just stared at her in his serious manner.

 

Finally the young lady said, " You know, I hope you don't take this the

wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex? "

 

The Colonel looked at her and replied, " 1955. "

 

She said, " Well there you go, you really need to chill out and quit

taking everything so seriously... I mean, no sex since 1955, isn't that

a little extreme? "

 

The Colonel, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice,

" Oh, I don't know... It's only 2130 now. " ;-)

 

 

 

 

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