Guest guest Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 LOL! They allow humor on this list?? Wow, I’ve found a home. Dave The Colonel, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, " Oh, I don't know... It's only 2130 now. " ;-) _____ -- Version: 7.1.375 / Virus Database: 267.15.1/250 - Release 2/3/2006 -- Version: 7.1.375 / Virus Database: 267.15.1/250 - Release 2/3/2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Hi Dave......(((((((Big wave and (((Hugs)))to Kaye. This is a SUPERB list.....I know you will like it here. Halina in Australia " Do what you can, for who you can, with what you have, and where you are. " www.freewebs.com/halinasheavenlycreations - " David Lambert " <dlmbrt LOL! They allow humor on this list?? Wow, I’ve found a home. Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Hi Halina! I can already tell this is a great list, I have pages of info to study already! And a list mom with a sense of humor just makes my day! Dave Hi Dave......(((((((Big wave and (((Hugs)))to Kaye. This is a SUPERB list.....I know you will like it here. Halina in Australia -- Version: 7.1.375 / Virus Database: 267.15.1/250 - Release 2/3/2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 A crusty old U.S, Army Paratrooper Colonel was (unfortunately) pulling his last tour of duty before retirement at the Pentagon. As is the norm in those parts, he had certain " social duties. " One night found himself at a gala event in downtown Washington, D.C., hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, pretty, idealistic ladies in attendance. One of them approached the Colonel for conversation. She said, " Excuse me, sir, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you this way all the time, or is something bothering you? " " No, " the Colonel said, " just serious by nature! " The young lady looked at his awards and decorations, and said, " It looks like you have seen a lot of action. " The Colonel's short reply was, " Yes, a lot of action. " The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said: " You know, you should lighten up a little... relax and enjoy yourself. " The Colonel just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, " You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex? " The Colonel looked at her and replied, " 1955. " She said, " Well there you go, you really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously... I mean, no sex since 1955, isn't that a little extreme? " The Colonel, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, " Oh, I don't know... It's only 2130 now. " ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 Thanks for this...I just forwarded it to my brother, SF in Iraq. :-) Butch Owen <butchbsi wrote: A crusty old U.S, Army Paratrooper Colonel was (unfortunately) pulling his last tour of duty before retirement at the Pentagon. As is the norm in those parts, he had certain " social duties. " One night found himself at a gala event in downtown Washington, D.C., hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, pretty, idealistic ladies in attendance. One of them approached the Colonel for conversation. She said, " Excuse me, sir, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you this way all the time, or is something bothering you? " " No, " the Colonel said, " just serious by nature! " The young lady looked at his awards and decorations, and said, " It looks like you have seen a lot of action. " The Colonel's short reply was, " Yes, a lot of action. " The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said: " You know, you should lighten up a little... relax and enjoy yourself. " The Colonel just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, " You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex? " The Colonel looked at her and replied, " 1955. " She said, " Well there you go, you really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously... I mean, no sex since 1955, isn't that a little extreme? " The Colonel, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, " Oh, I don't know... It's only 2130 now. " ;-) The information contained in these e-mails is not a substitute for diagnosis and treatment by a qualified, licensed professional. Step By Step Instructions For Making Herbal Labna Cheese! So easy, SO yummy! http://www.aromaticsage.com/cz.htm To adjust your group settings (i.e. go no mail) see the following link: /join Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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