How Southerners might view Northerners:

[Guest guest]

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK IF...

 

* Instead of referring to two or more people as " y'all, " you call

them " you guys, " even if both of them are women.

 

* You think barbecue is a verb meaning " to cook outside. "

 

* You think Ketchup is really SPICY.

 

* You don't have any problems pronouncing " Worcestershire " sauce

correctly.

 

* You don't know what a moon pie is.

 

* You've never had an RC Cola.

 

* You've never, ever eaten okra.

 

* You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

 

* You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen

are on road trips.

 

* You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog.

 

* You drink either " pop " or " soda " - instead of " Cokes. "

 

* You don't even have one can of WD-40 or a roll of duct tape

somewhere around the house.

 

* The last time you smiled was when you blocked someone from

getting on an on-ramp to the highway.

 

* You have more than one professional sports team in your home

state.

 

* The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at

Neiman Marcus.

 

* You call binoculars opera glasses.

 

* You've never been to a craft show.

 

* You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.

 

* None of your fur coats are homemade.

 

 

 

[Guest guest]

So what am I? ROFL

 

I got 14 falses out of 19 of them... Born in Mass. Never lived in the South

(Unless one counts Oklahoma). Maybe I'm just con-fuse-ed! ROFLMAO!

 

K

 

--

Cheers!

Kathleen Petrides

The Woobey Queen

Http://www.woobeyworld.com

 

 

 

[Guest guest]

:-(

 

I'm a nine.

 

*sigh*

 

Kirstin

(grew up in Seattle, live in upstate NY)

 

--- dadsjuana wrote:

 

> YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK IF...

>

> * Instead of referring to two or more people as

> " y'all, " you call

> them " you guys, " even if both of them are women.

>