Humor: A Woman's Lies

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LOL!

I love seeing new jokes.

 

 

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One day, while a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river,

her thimble fell into the river. when she cried out, the Lord appeared

and asked, " Why are you crying? "

 

The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water, and

she needed the thimble to make her living. The Lord went down into the

water and reappeared with a golden thimble. " Is this your thimble? " the

Lord asked. The seamstress replied, " No. "

 

The Lord went down again and came up with a silver thimble. " Is this

your thimble? " the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, " No. "

 

The Lord again went down and came up with a wooden thimble. " Is this

your thimble? " the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, " Yes. "

 

The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three

thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

 

Some time later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the

riverbank, and her husband fell into the river. When she cried out, The

Lord again appeared and asked her, Why are you crying? "

 

" Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the water! "

 

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson. " Is this

your husband? " the Lord asked. " Yes, " cried the seamstress. The Lord

was furious. " You lied! That is an untruth! "

 

The seamstress replied, " Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a terrible

misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would

have come up with Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would

have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have

given me all three. Lord, I am a poor woman and am not able to take

care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said yes to Mel Gibson. "

 

The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it is for a good

and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

 

That's their story and they're sticking to it! ;-)