Guest guest Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 A couple of Rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, " I think Bubba is dead! What should I do? " The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, " Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead. " There is a silence... and then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line, " Okay, now what? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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