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Humor: Why Rednecks Don't Make Good Paramedics

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A couple of Rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them

suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be

breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

 

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the

operator, " I think Bubba is dead! What should I do? "

 

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, " Just take it easy and

follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead. "

 

There is a silence... and then a shot is heard.

 

The guy's voice comes back on the line, " Okay, now what? "

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