Guest guest Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House source stated that the U. S. Congress is considering awarding Vice President Dick Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the nation's highest civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an attorney. The source was quoted to say, " All Americans have wanted to shoot a lawyer at one time or another and Cheney actually had the balls to do it " . In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which issues hunting licenses, said that it had started requiring hunters, wishing to bag a lawyer, to have the new " Lawyer's Stamp " on their hunting license. Previously, Texas hunters were required to carry stamps for hunting birds, deer, and bear, at a cost of $7 annually. The new " Lawyers Stamp " costs $500, but open season will be all year long. The department further stated that although the " Lawyers Stamp " comes at hefty price, sales have been brisk and it is believed it will generate annual revenues in excess of $3 billion dollars the first year. Other states are considering similar hunting license stamps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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