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SENIOR DRESS CODE

 

Many of us " Old Folks " (those hovering near 60, over 60, or WAY over

60)

are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure

about the kind of image we are projecting, and whether or not we are

correct as we try to conform to current fashions. This picture should

serve as a warning to us all that despite what you may have seen on the

streets, the following fashion combinations DO NOT go together and should be

avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. Inline skates and a walker

And last, but not least. . . my personal favorite:

thongs and Depends.

 

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you

shop.

 

 

Ien in the Kootenays

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" Never mind what the book says.

God gave you a brain. "

~A.T. Still, founder of Osteopathy

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