Guest guest Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 SENIOR DRESS CODE Many of us " Old Folks " (those hovering near 60, over 60, or WAY over 60) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting, and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. This picture should serve as a warning to us all that despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following fashion combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedo's and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Short shorts and varicose veins 12. Inline skates and a walker And last, but not least. . . my personal favorite: thongs and Depends. Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop. Ien in the Kootenays ************************* " Never mind what the book says. God gave you a brain. " ~A.T. Still, founder of Osteopathy ************************** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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