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Notes From Thoughtful Frank:

 

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes

harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they

were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are

oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.

 

 

My name is Frank -- Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife,

Julie. When I took early retirement last year, it became necessary for Julie

to get a full-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits

that we needed. Shortly after she started working I noticed she was

beginning to show her age.

I usually get home from the golf course about the same time she gets home

from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she

has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at

her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets

dinner on the table.

I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out is not

reasonable. I'm ready for some home cooked grub when I hit that door!

She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not

unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do

what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that

they won't clean themselves. I know she appreciates this, as it does seem to

motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.

I really think my experience as a teacher helps a lot. I consider telling

people what they ought to do as one of my strong points.

Now that she has gotten older, she does seem to get tired so much more

quickly. Our washer and dryer are in the basement. Sometimes she says she

just can't make another trip down those steps. I don't make a big issue of

this; as long as she finishes up the laundry the next evening, I'm willing

to overlook it. Not only that, but unless I need something ironed to wear to

the Monday lodge meeting, or to Wednesday's or Saturday's poker club, or to

Tuesday's or Thursday's bowling, or something like that, I will tell her to

wait until the next evening to do the ironing. This gives her a little more

time to do some of those odds and ends like shampooing the dog, vacuuming or

dusting.

Also, if I had a really good day on the course and it was wet and muddy, my

clubs are a mess, so I let her clean them, you know .... get the grit off

the grips and a little light Brillo on the club faces at a casual pace. My

golf bag is heavy so I lift it out of the trunk for her. Women are delicate,

have weak wrists and can't lift heavy stuff as well as men. But I did tell

her I don't like to be wakened during my after-golf nap, so rather than

bother me, she can put them back in the trunk when she's finished.

Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example, she will say

that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during

her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile

and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three

days. That way she won't have to rush so much.

I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt

her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong

points.

When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She

had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try

not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big,

cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as

long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too,

and then take her break by my hammock. That way she can talk with me until I

fall asleep.

I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Julie. I'm not

saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it

difficult. Some will find it impossible!

Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older.

However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of

your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was

well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.

Signed,

Frank

 

 

EDITOR'S NOTE: Frank died suddenly Thursday, February 9th.

 

He was found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha nine iron in his

rectum, with only 2 inches of grip showing...His wife Julie was arrested,

but the all-woman Grand Jury accepted her defense that he accidentally sat

on it, and she was released on Friday, Feb 17th.

 

 

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My only thought as I read this wonderful heartwarming and encouraging letter

written by dearly departed Frank is " Why didn't she kill him a long time

ago! " LOL

 

Evelyn

www.alternasense.com

If you don't talk to your cat about Catnip, Who will!!!

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David Lambert

03/20/06 10:44:19

 

OT: Thoughtful Frank

 

Notes From Thoughtful Frank:

 

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes

harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they

were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are

oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.

 

 

My name is Frank -- Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife,

Julie. When I took early retirement last year, it became necessary for Julie

to get a full-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits

that we needed. Shortly after she started working I noticed she was

beginning to show her age.

I usually get home from the golf course about the same time she gets home

from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she

has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at

her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets

dinner on the table.

I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out is not

reasonable. I'm ready for some home cooked grub when I hit that door!

She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not

unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do

what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that

they won't clean themselves. I know she appreciates this, as it does seem to

motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.

I really think my experience as a teacher helps a lot. I consider telling

people what they ought to do as one of my strong points.

Now that she has gotten older, she does seem to get tired so much more

quickly. Our washer and dryer are in the basement. Sometimes she says she

just can't make another trip down those steps. I don't make a big issue of

this; as long as she finishes up the laundry the next evening, I'm willing

to overlook it. Not only that, but unless I need something ironed to wear to

the Monday lodge meeting, or to Wednesday's or Saturday's poker club, or to

Tuesday's or Thursday's bowling, or something like that, I will tell her to

wait until the next evening to do the ironing. This gives her a little more

time to do some of those odds and ends like shampooing the dog, vacuuming or

dusting.

Also, if I had a really good day on the course and it was wet and muddy, my

clubs are a mess, so I let her clean them, you know .... get the grit off

the grips and a little light Brillo on the club faces at a casual pace. My

golf bag is heavy so I lift it out of the trunk for her. Women are delicate,

have weak wrists and can't lift heavy stuff as well as men. But I did tell

her I don't like to be wakened during my after-golf nap, so rather than

bother me, she can put them back in the trunk when she's finished.

Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example, she will say

that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during

her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile

and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three

days. That way she won't have to rush so much.

I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt

her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong

points.

When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She

had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try

not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big,

cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as

long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too,

and then take her break by my hammock. That way she can talk with me until I

fall asleep.

I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Julie. I'm not

saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it

difficult. Some will find it impossible!

Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older.

However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of

your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was

well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.

Signed,

Frank

 

 

EDITOR'S NOTE: Frank died suddenly Thursday, February 9th.

 

He was found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha nine iron in his

rectum, with only 2 inches of grip showing...His wife Julie was arrested,

but the all-woman Grand Jury accepted her defense that he accidentally sat

on it, and she was released on Friday, Feb 17th.

 

 

Check out a soaper's blog at HYPERLINK

" http://www.myspace.com/rsbsoaps " http://www.myspace.com/rsbsoaps

 

 

 

 

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