Humor: Makes Sense

[Guest guest]

I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits

and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing " fairly well " for my

age.

 

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,

" Do you think I'll live to be 80? "

 

He asked, " Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcohol? "

 

" Oh no, " I replied. " I don't do other drugs, either. "

 

Then he asked, " Do you eat rib eye steaks and barbecued ribs? "

 

I said, " No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy! "

 

" Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,

hiking, fishing or bicycling? "

 

No, I don't, " I said.

 

He asked, " Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex? "

 

No, " I said. " I don't do any of those things. "

 

He looked at me and said, " Then why do you give a crap? "