Guest guest Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Hello, Senor Lucky? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house. " " Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem? " " Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor, that your parrot died. " My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition for speaking 8 languages? " " Si, Senor, that's the one. " " Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. " What did he die from? " " From eating rotten meat, Senor " Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat? " " Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse. " " Dead horse? What dead horse? " " The thoroughbred, Senor Lucky. He died from all that work pulling the water cart. " " Are you insane? What water cart? " " The one we used to put out the fire, Senor " " Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man? " " The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire. " " What the.....!!! But there's electricity at the house!!! What was the candle for? " " For the funeral, Senor. " WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL?! " " Your wife's, Senor. She showed up one night out of the blue, very drunk, and broke a window to get into the house. I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Tiger Woods Nike Driver. " SILENCE................... " Ernesto if you broke that driver, you're in deep shit! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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