Humor: Grandma Doesn't Know Everything

[Guest guest]

LOL!!!!!!!!

 

Cindy

 

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Little Tommy was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been

playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the

house and asked her, " Grandma, what is that called when 2 people are

sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other? "

 

She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. " It's

called sexual intercourse, darling. "

 

Little Tommy said, " Oh, OK " and went back outside to talk and play with

the other kids.

 

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, " Grandma, it is

not called sexual intercourse! It's called bunk beds! And Jimmy's mom

wants to talk to you.

 

 

[Guest guest]

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, " Grandma, it is

not called sexual intercourse! It's called bunk beds! And Jimmy's mom

wants to talk to you.

 

[Dave:] OK, I gotta tell you this one…

 

 

 

Little Jenny came up to her dad, who was doing some yard work, and said,

“Daddy, what’s sex?” Dad was a little taken aback that his daughter would

ask this at such a young age, but he set aside his pruning shears and sat

down with her, and patiently explained the birds and the bees. When he was

finished, he noticed a strange expression on his daughter’s face. “Is there

anything else you wanted to ask?” he said. “No,” said Jenny. “Mommy just

wanted me to come out and tell you that dinner will be ready in a couple of

secs.”

 

 

 

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[Guest guest]

Little Tommy was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been

playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the

house and asked her, " Grandma, what is that called when 2 people are

sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other? "

 

She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. " It's

called sexual intercourse, darling. "

 

Little Tommy said, " Oh, OK " and went back outside to talk and play with

the other kids.

 

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, " Grandma, it is

not called sexual intercourse! It's called bunk beds! And Jimmy's mom

wants to talk to you.