Warning: Beer Contains Female Hormones

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Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a

look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis

 

that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.

It was then observed that

 

- 100% of the men gained weight,

- talked excessively without making sense,

- became overly emotional,

- couldn't drive,

- failed to think rationally,

- argued over nothing,

- and refused to apologize when wrong.

 

No further testing is planned.

 

 

Juana Serrano