Guest guest Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 ROFLMAO! Sent that to me mum! K On 5/7/06, Butch Owen <butchbsi wrote: > > Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the crap table. A very > attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and made a bet > $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. > -- > Cheers! > Kathleen Petrides > The Woobey Queen > Http://www.woobeyworld.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and made a bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She said, " I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless. " With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice and yelled, " Come on, baby, Southern Gal needs new clothes! " As the dice came to a stop the blonde jumped up and down and squealed .. " YES! YES!! I WON, I WON! " She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed! The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, " What did she roll? " The other answered, " I don't know - I thought you were watching. " Moral - Not all Southerners are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men. ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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