Guest guest Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 These great questions and answers are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted and (often) dull as they are now. Of course, Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions. Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q. True or False? -- a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. Q. According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? A. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning. Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Semper in fæcibus sumus, sole profundum variat. -- Version: 7.1.392 / Virus Database: 268.5.5/333 - Release 5/5/2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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