Guest guest Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Hey y'all, Last one for the night .. ahhh .. morning. ;-) Butch A biker stops by the Harley shop to have his bike fixed. They can't do it while he waits, so he says he doesn't live far so he will walk home. On the way home he stops at the hardware store and buys a bucket and an anvil. He then stops by the feed store/livestock dealer and picks up a couple of chickens and a goose. Now he has a problem .. how to carry all of his purchases home. The owner says, " Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm, and carry the goose in your other hand? " " Hey, thanks! " the biker says, and out the door he goes. In the parking lot the biker is approached by a little old lady who tells him she is lost. " Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane? " The biker says, " Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time. " The little old lady looks him over cautiously and says, " I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me? " The biker says, " Holy smokes, lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that? " The lady says, " Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens. " ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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