OT: A Hunting Tale

[Guest guest]

FROM A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.

 

A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments

of $560.00).

 

He and a friend go duck hunting in mid-winter; and of course all of the

lakes are frozen.

 

These two guys go on a lake with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the

New NAVIGATOR.

 

They decide they want to make a natural looking water area for the

ducks, something for the decoys to float on. Now making a hole in the

ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little

more power than the average drill auger can produce.

 

So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with

a short 40 second fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they

might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse

(and becoming toast, along With the Navigator), decide on the following

course of action: they light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty

thrust, they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.

 

Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the

GUNS, and the DOG...

 

Let's talk about the dog: A very highly trained Black Lab used for

RETRIEVING. Especially retrieving things thrown by the owner.

 

You guessed it: the dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed

and grabs the stick of dynamite that is sliding across the ice, the

stick of dynamite with the burning 40 second fuse.

 

The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in

their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at

the dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps

coming.

 

One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is

loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab who is

roughly 100 yards away. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused

then continues on.

 

Another shot, and this time the dog (around 75 yards away) becomes

really confused and a bit terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone

insane, and takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator.

 

The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the

truck touches the dogs rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under the

truck and takes off after his master. Then

 

" " " " " " " " " " BOOOOOOOOOOOOM " " " " " " " " " "

 

The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving

the two idiots standing there with...... " I can't believe this just

happened " looks on their faces.

 

The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal

use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. He still had yet to make

the first of those $560.00 a month payments.

 

The dog is okay...

 

 

AND THEY MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE IN THE SOUTH? ;-)

[Guest guest]

WAY too funny !! Scary thing is I know people like this !!!

Paula .......... in Michigan

I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away

 

 

FROM A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.

 

A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments

of $560.00).

 

He and a friend go duck hunting in mid-winter; and of course all of the

lakes are frozen.

 

These two guys go on a lake with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the

New NAVIGATOR.

 

They decide they want to make a natural looking water area for the

ducks, something for the decoys to float on. Now making a hole in the

ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little

more power than the average drill auger can produce.

 

So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with

a short 40 second fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they

might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse

(and becoming toast, along With the Navigator), decide on the following

course of action: they light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty

thrust, they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.

 

Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the

GUNS, and the DOG...

 

Let's talk about the dog: A very highly trained Black Lab used for

RETRIEVING. Especially retrieving things thrown by the owner.

 

You guessed it: the dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed

and grabs the stick of dynamite that is sliding across the ice, the

stick of dynamite with the burning 40 second fuse.

 

The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in

their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at

the dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps

coming.

 

One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is

loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab who is

roughly 100 yards away. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused

then continues on.

 

Another shot, and this time the dog (around 75 yards away) becomes

really confused and a bit terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone

insane, and takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator.

 

The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the

truck touches the dogs rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under the

truck and takes off after his master. Then

 

" " " " " " " " " " BOOOOOOOOOOOOM " " " " " " " " " "

 

The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving

the two idiots standing there with...... " I can't believe this just

happened " looks on their faces.

 

The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal

use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. He still had yet to make

the first of those $560.00 a month payments.

 

The dog is okay...

 

 

AND THEY MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE IN THE SOUTH? ;-)

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest guest]

LOL! Is this for REAL?