Guest guest Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business! He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, " How much money do you make a week? " A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, " I make $300 a week. Why? " The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, " Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back. " Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, " Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here? " From across the room came a voice, " Pizza delivery guy from Domino's. " Semper in fæcibus sumus, sole profundum variat. -- Version: 7.1.394 / Virus Database: 268.7.2/349 - Release 5/26/2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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