Snicker for Butch!/OT

[Guest guest]

Last thing for tonight... swiped this off a very tiny list I'm on and

thought of Butch's generosity with " Redneck Jokes " .

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A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a

few weeks the gorilla, a beautiful female, became very difficult to handle.

Upon examination the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla

was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available

 

Thinking about their problem, the zoo keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton a

redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby

Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to

satisfy a female of any species.

 

The zoo keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached

with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for

$500.00? Bobby Lee showed some interest but said he would have to think the

matter over carefully. The following day he announced that he would accept

their offer but only under four conditions

 

First " , Bobby Lee said, " I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips. " The keeper

quickly agreed to this condition

 

Second " , he said, " You can't never tell no one about this. " The keeper again

readily agreed to this condition.

 

" Third " , Bobby Lee said, " I want all the children raised Southern Baptist. "

Once again, it was agreed

 

And lastly " , Bobby Lee said, " I'll need another week to come up with the

$500.00

 

 

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Cheers!

Kathleen Petrides

The Woobey Queen

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