FW: OT Three Things To Ponder , awsommmmmm

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Hi List,

 

A friend sent me this . . . now, this is very funny IMO!! Enjoy - and any

flames should come to me, personally, please.

 

Be Well,

Marcia Elston http://www.wingedseed.com

" Give thanks for a little and you will find a lot. " Hausa Saying from

Nigeria

 

 

 

This has been around before, but still good.

 

Three Things to Ponder

1. COWS

2. THE CONSTITUTION, and

3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

 

COWS

 

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our

government

can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the

stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, then they

even

tracked

her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million

 

illegal

aliens wandering around our country.

.....Maybe we should just give them all a cow.

 

THE CONSTITUTION

 

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.

Why don't we just give them ours?

It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over

200

years .... and we're not using it anymore, anyway.

 

TEN COMMANDMENTS

 

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a

courthouse........

You cannot post " Thou Shalt Not Steal, " " Thou Shalt Not Commit

Adultery "

and " Thou Shall Not Lie " in a building full of lawyers, judges and

politicians

--

... it creates a hostile work environment.