stretch marks, eye contour and cellulites - repost

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Oh dear people still looking for magic bullets! Below are a couple

of old reposts on something that might help as clearly these

substances helps repair damage. Forget Heli oil, these are far more

potent!

Martin Watt

http://www.aromamedical.com

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Re Oil of Old Age

 

I looked up some interesting facts on this oil out of interest. I

think I reported on this oil a couple of years back, but many may not

have seen it. Actually it is not new at all but has been around for

at least 200 years. In Redwoods Pharmacopoeia of 1857, page 856 it is

called " Oleum Lumbricorum " or " Oil of Earthworms " . Oil of old age is

just a synonym. It was made in those day by macerating the worms in

olive oil and white wine, then distilling in a retort. I kid you not,

if no one believes me I could always copy the page and put it on my

web site.

 

This oil is mainly produced now in French mountain villages in secret

and under contract. If it is now produced in the USA I bet it is an

ex French person who has introduced its use.

 

The waste pulp from white grapes is used for growing the worms. After

about a year of growing and multiplying in a sexual frenzy, the worms

are carefully picked out by school children because they must be

handled delicately. The locals also believe this imparts youthful

vigour and energy to the final oil yielded. The worms are immediately

placed into locally produced grape alcohol where they drown having a

high old time. So the whole process is very loving and spiritual. The

mixture is then distilled, the alcohol is recovered and used in high

quality perfumes. The essential oil goes into the very expensive

French 'anti-ageing' creams. This ingredient is never declared on the

label, but instead they cleverly cover it by saying it is part of

the " parfume " . This is one reason the cosmetics trade are hopping mad

with the EEC wanting them to declare all the ingredients.

 

The reason this oil is used is that Ancient and modern reports say it

takes 10 years off a middle aged ladies skin. It is one of those rare

oils that penetrates through the skin; this creates an enormous

libido in the user. Apparently a few partners of the ladies have

expired as the result of trying to satisfy their demands, but of

course the manufacturers keep quiet about such side effects.

 

As this oil has been used for so long I reckon we can say it has been

tested. Apart from the above serious side effects, there are no other

reports of bad reactions.

 

Unfortunately I only have 10 mls. as it is so rare and secret, if

anyone wants any it costs $10,000 per I ml. Cash, not credit cards as

I have to pass this on to the little old man in the village who slips

a little to me. It is his only source of income.

 

First come, first served!

Martin Watt

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Oil of Moles

 

Moles(which in the UK are an agricultural pest) are caught in humane

traps baited with their favourite food of worms. These moles are

caught in thousands, and several hundred at a time are put into huge

stainless steel tanks containing aromatic plant materials. The moles

consume these plants with relish and gorge themselves to death. When

they have all died in a state of aromatic pleasure, the whole mass

is " cold expressed " under high atmospheric pressures. The resulting

liquid is then CO2 extracted to separate the plants essential oil

from the oil of moles.

 

As is well known in the cosmetics trade, oil of moles produced in

this manner is used to produce high class anti-wrinkle creams.The

reason that the plant essential oil and the mole oil is so good, is

that the mole's body fluids contain natural anti-oxidants that

prevent the plant aromatics from oxidising and losing " top note "

chemicals. The residue is finally spread on the field to help nourish

the worms in mother earth which helps produce new supplies of moles.

 

You will be pleased to know that this oil is exclusively distributed

by myself as I have obtained sole distribution rights from the sole

French producer. I am taking orders for 1 ml files at 1000 dollars

each. Sorry the price has gone up due to the sudden influx of

aromatherapists hunting the moles at night using flashlights. This

has resulted in a shortage because the moles get scared and hide

under the heaps of lavender. Unfortunately they then die of

suffocation from the paralysing effects of the linalool on their

lungs.

 

Apparently 1 drop on the skin is absorbed so quickly that it re-

energises the body in minutes and takes 10 years off the age. The

French say it is a powerful aphrodisiac in women, so much so that

their husbands then have to take viagra to keep up

with the demand!! However be warned, this is potent stuff and there

are side effects in that the female can draw so much energy from the

male, that the male becomes totally drained and is unfit to even do

the dishes for a few weeks.

 

A certificate of organic growth is issued as the moles and plants are

produced without the use of inorganic fertilisers. The oil is also

taken to the ancient holly grove near where I live, just to give it

an extra boost of Earth energy from the Ancient 'energised' holly

tree.

 

No credit cards, only cash or International Sterling drafts.

 

P.S. Don't anyone tell Gary Young or he will want to buy my whole

supply to sell it as manna from heaven.

Martin

, " filizaydogdu "

<filizaydogdu wrote:

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> hi,

> 1) how can we get rid of stretch marks? i have some stretch marks

> around belly and behind legs. i got these in my teens. now i am 26.

> they are white and thin. not very deep and very noticable but they

> disturb me.

> 2) i need an eye contour cream against fine lines caused by dryness.

> 3) i have very little, unremarkable cellulites. they appear when i

> squeeze my skin. can these be demolished? and if yes, how?

[Guest guest]

ROFLMAO! What a HOOT! Thank you Martin! Me, I'll take some of that Oil of

Mole! ROFLMAO!

 

On 8/16/06, aromamedical2003 <aromamedical wrote:

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> Re: Oil of Mole and Oil of Worms

>

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Kathleen Petrides

The Woobey Queen

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