Humor: Doctors And An HMO Manager At The Pearly Gates]

[Guest guest]

Two medical doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the Pearly

Gates for admission to Heaven.

 

Saint Peter asked them to identify themselves.

 

One doctor stepped forward and said, " I was a Pediatric Orthopedic

Surgeon and helped correct deformities in children. "

 

Saint Peter said, " You may enter. "

 

The second doctor said, " I was a Psychiatrist. I helped people

rehabilitate themselves. "

 

Saint Peter also invited him in.

 

The third applicant stepped forward and said, " I was an HMO Manager. I

helped people get cost-effective health care. "

 

Saint Peter said, " You can come in too. "

 

As the HMO Manager walked by, Saint Peter added, " You can only stay

three days. After that, you can go to Hell. "