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I am nobody's military friend, but thought

it was funny and Butch would appreciate

it fershur. Some serious questions at the

end.

 

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something

stupid when drunk

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont

get caught

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk as hell

and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes

smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen,

and set up rally points and an E & E route.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you

what you did was wrong.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you

saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was

un as fuck! "

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

MILITARY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put

some vagasil on your pussy.

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days

then give it back.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often

nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a

one night stand and leave them alone.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room

with a camera and hope for the tag team.

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will listen to your relationship

problems and hope it works out for you.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will listen to you over a long

hard road march, and will help you straighten it out better

than Dr. Phil.

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: know a few things about you.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct

quotes from you.

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Might try to hit on your girl

behind your back.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Have spooned with you in the field

more than your girl has, and would never even think about doing

that.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's

what the crowd is doing.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass

that left you.

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, " I'm home! "

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer

when you get tossed out of the bar.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the

bouncer for touching you on the way out.

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to

go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with

you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when

they think you've had enough.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all

over the place and say, " Bitch, you better drink the rest

of that shit, you know we don't waste.. That's alcohol abuse!!! "

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you

back next week.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes

who money after taking care of each other for so long.

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say " I can't handle Tequila

anymore " .

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will say " okay just one more " and

then 2 minutes later " okay just one more " .

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who

talks shit about you.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you " They'd take a

bullet for you. "

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for

you.

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will repost this

 

Serious Question:

 

Is there any way we could have the benefit

of what armies do for people (discipline,

comradeship, putting a greater cause first)

without having to do this insane WAR thing?

 

Obviously some people thrive on putting their

lives on the line, especially as part of a team.

Look at all the extreme sports.

Isn't there a better way to harnass that?

 

We have a dying planet on our hands.

How about extreme environmental duties?

How about space flight?

Yeah, some people might die. SO?

How many sailors died during the age of discovery?

Since when is adventure supposed to be totally safe?

 

Just food for thought.

Ien in the Kootenays

http://freegreenliving.com

 

 

 

 

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Sorry folks, I should have edited the sweary words before approving this

message, so my apologies to anyone who may be upset by this. In hindsight, I

should have probably just forwarded it to Butch.

 

 

 

Sorry, I screwed up. I will be more diligent in the future.

 

 

 

Have a great weekend.

 

 

 

Carol

 

 

 

_____

 

 

 

 

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Dear Ien,

Just some more food for thought for you.

Do you realize that you could not have posted this email had not it

been for some soldier protecting your right to do so? The military is not

the problem but the politicians that we, the people, put into office. So

next time you vote, think about what and whom you are voting for because

they are the ones who create the problems and not the soldiers. Soldiers

carry out the orders. Politicians make the policies and the problems that

the military has to clean up.

This is my opinion and I could express more on the subject but I think

that I have said enough. You are entitled to your opinion but please,

rethink your opinion on where the problems really come from. Then you may

think a little differently. Remember that we have the freedoms we have

today because of our militaries and the democratic systems we have.

Democracy may not be the best form of government but we live under it and

until someone can come up with something better that a dictatorship or

slavery I will chose democracy and its freedoms which include having a

strong army. If you don't care for this form of government I could suggest

you moving to a country where you have no freedoms but I won't. Freedom is

something that we all must stand up and take a look at to see if it needs

tweaking and that is where our right to vote can and should change things

but in order to have his freedom to vote we must have a strong military to

ensure our right to vote.

What do you propose to replace the military with? You suggest that all

military is a problem but yet, you give us no alternative. There is no

answer in my opinion but if you have one, please share it. You may have an

answer to replacing the military that is better than anything anyone else

has come up with.

Butch, if you remember, will not be back until about the middle of

January, 2007. He is in Russia with his family enjoying the Holidays there.

So I thought that I would answer this.

Take care and have a great weekend!

I hope that you rethink your position.

With love and friendship and a different opinion expressed given to me

by a soldier,

Rhavda Emison

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Dear Carol,

Don't apologize because I have sent an answer to Ien just before I saw

your email of apology. I have tried to answer for Butch and the other

mothers and family members of military on this list in a loving manner. If

my email is inappropriate then email me back and tell me. I will not be

offended. I am just answering for those of us who are offended but need to

express a " loving " opinion back. I believe that Ien needs to rethink her

opinion and email to our group. I chose to answer her in a friendly manner

so as not to inflame or flame anyone else on our list. We are a community

of wonderful, different, and complex people who deserve to be monitored

every so often when we get " carried away " with a belief/beliefs that are

not consistent with normally held views on this list.

Thank you for listening and if I need to apologize, then I apologize

now.

Have a wonderful weekend!

Rhavda

 

Original Message:

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cjpearce cjpearce

Sat, 2 Dec 2006 11:29:41 -0500

 

RE: Off Topic/For Butch

 

 

Sorry folks, I should have edited the sweary words before approving this

message, so my apologies to anyone who may be upset by this. In hindsight, I

should have probably just forwarded it to Butch.

 

 

 

Sorry, I screwed up. I will be more diligent in the future.

 

 

 

Have a great weekend.

 

 

 

Carol

 

 

 

_____

 

 

 

 

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Be thankful there are soldiers who DIE for your right to have your opinions!

 

Nuff said,

Vickie

 

-

" Ieneke van Houten " <ienvan

 

Saturday, December 02, 2006 3:43 AM

Off Topic/For Butch

 

 

>I am nobody's military friend, but thought

> it was funny and Butch would appreciate

> it fershur. Some serious questions at the

> end.

>

>

> CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something

> stupid when drunk

> MILITARY FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont

> get caught

> CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

> MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk as hell

> and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

> CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes

> smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.

> MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen,

> and set up rally points and an E & E route.

> CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you

> what you did was wrong.

> MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you

> saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was

> un as fuck! "

> CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

> MILITARY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put

> some vagasil on your pussy.

>

> CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days

> then give it back.

> MILITARY FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often

> nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

> CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a

> one night stand and leave them alone.

> MILITARY FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room

> with a camera and hope for the tag team.

>

> CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will listen to your relationship

> problems and hope it works out for you.

> MILITARY FRIENDS: Will listen to you over a long

> hard road march, and will help you straighten it out better

> than Dr. Phil.

>

> CIVILIAN FRIENDS: know a few things about you.

> MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct

> quotes from you.

>

> CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Might try to hit on your girl

> behind your back.

> MILITARY FRIENDS: Have spooned with you in the field

> more than your girl has, and would never even think about doing

> that.

> CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's

> what the crowd is doing.

> MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass

> that left you.

>

> CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

> MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, " I'm home! "

>

> CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer

> when you get tossed out of the bar.

> MILITARY FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the

> bouncer for touching you on the way out.

>

> CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to

> go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

> MILITARY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with

> you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.

>

> CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when

> they think you've had enough.

> MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all

> over the place and say, " Bitch, you better drink the rest

> of that shit, you know we don't waste.. That's alcohol abuse!!! "

>

> CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you

> back next week.

> MILITARY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes

> who money after taking care of each other for so long.

>

> CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say " I can't handle Tequila

> anymore " .

> MILITARY FRIENDS: Will say " okay just one more " and

> then 2 minutes later " okay just one more " .

>

> CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who

> talks shit about you.

> MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

> CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you " They'd take a

> bullet for you. "

> MILITARY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for

> you.

>

> CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this

> MILITARY FRIENDS: Will repost this

>

> Serious Question:

>

> Is there any way we could have the benefit

> of what armies do for people (discipline,

> comradeship, putting a greater cause first)

> without having to do this insane WAR thing?

>

> Obviously some people thrive on putting their

> lives on the line, especially as part of a team.

> Look at all the extreme sports.

> Isn't there a better way to harnass that?

>

> We have a dying planet on our hands.

> How about extreme environmental duties?

> How about space flight?

> Yeah, some people might die. SO?

> How many sailors died during the age of discovery?

> Since when is adventure supposed to be totally safe?

>

> Just food for thought.

> Ien in the Kootenays

> http://freegreenliving.com

>

>

>

>

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Dear Rhavda and all:

 

???????????????????

Talk about misunderstandings!

 

This was sent to me by a friend who does work

for the USA army. It actually was sent on in a spirit

of appreciation for honest soldiers, which has nothing

to do with the politics of those who send them out.

 

Here is the way I read it:

 

Civilian friends may more polished on the surface,

but your military friends will stand by you through

thick and thin in their own unique way, and lay down

their lives for you if needed.

 

Reading it almost made me wish I were in the army.

Does it make more sense now?

 

In friendship

 

Ien in the Kootenays

http://freegreenliving.com

 

 

 

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Could have prefaced the piece with a TV-stlye warning:

 

" May contain violence, nudity, sexuality and coarse

language. Parental discretion is adviced. "

 

But I thought this was an audience of adults.

Once again: it was meant, humorously, to

HONOR soldiers, not attack them.

 

As it says in the preface of a Canadian political comedy

" Some people may not share this sense of humour. "

 

My apologies to those who don't. At least I hope the

intention is now clear.

It will be interesting to see if it makes Butch laugh,

eventually.

 

In friendship

 

Ien in the Kootenays

http://freegreenliving.com

 

 

 

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That's exactly how I read it. At first it sounded like it was a rant

against the soldiers but as you read it you get the true intent. Susan

>

> Dear Rhavda and all:

>

> ???????????????????

> Talk about misunderstandings!

>

> This was sent to me by a friend who does work

> for the USA army. It actually was sent on in a spirit

> of appreciation for honest soldiers, which has nothing

> to do with the politics of those who send them out.

>

> Here is the way I read it:

>

> Civilian friends may more polished on the surface,

> but your military friends will stand by you through

> thick and thin in their own unique way, and lay down

> their lives for you if needed.

>

> Reading it almost made me wish I were in the army.

> Does it make more sense now?

>

> In friendship

>

> Ien in the Kootenays

> http://freegreenliving.com

>

>

>

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Ien,

Just some more food for thought for you.

Do you realize that you could not have posted this email had not it

been for some soldier protecting your right to do so?

 

[Dave:] About the military camaraderie in that piece: damn right.

 

 

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Dear Ien, Carol, Viki, and others,

Let's move on now to a different subject. It's time to change and get

back to aromtherapy and its world of problems and wonders and Christmas

cheer as Carol is trying to do.

Ien, if I misintrepreted your email, forgive me but it sure sounded

like something totally different.

Well, gang, let's talk about Christmas and Hannaukak and what we are

making. I'm making Hannaukak Oils and Special Christmas blends of the Oils

of the Wise Men along with special orders. What are you making?

Happy Holidays!

Rhavda

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> Be thankful there are soldiers who DIE for your right to have your

opinions!

>

> Nuff said,

> Vickie

 

> > MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct

> > quotes from you.

 

Vickie, I think you totally missed the point...in this " scenario " ...the

Military Friends are being presented as the " best " friend a person can

have. This was supposed to be POSITIVE!!

 

Think Paris Hilton, Britney Spears & Lindsey Lohan...all supporting

each other through each and every bad decision! :^} Sue

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> It will be interesting to see if it makes Butch laugh,

> eventually.

 

Butch has enough class to edit out the *pussy* comments, I am QUITE

sure!

 

As a woman...this and the " c-word " always bother me a GREAT deal, and I

am no prude.

 

Sue

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>Well, gang, let's talk about Christmas and Hannaukak and what we are

making. I'm making Hannaukak Oils and Special Christmas blends of the

Oils of the Wise Men along with special orders. What are you making?<

 

It's spelled " Hanukkah " . Or Chanukah.

 

WINTER SOLSTICE December 21st: The celebration of the winter solstice,

the shortest day of the year. It is the celebration rebirth of the Sun,

which is the promise of spring and life even on this the darkest day.

Therefore some consider this the new year. The burning of the log is to

give the Sun strength. Mumming (plays) such as " St. George " is a Pagan

survival , it represents the rebirth of the God. Wassailing or is also

a Pagan custom. The Roman festival of the Solstice was Saturnalia,

which lasted from December 17th to the 24th.

 

Sue

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Dear Sue,

I didn't have a dictionary close so please forgive my spelling of

Hannaukkah. I was just trying to move us on to another topic.

Rhavda

 

Original Message:

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CT HERB Email

Sun, 03 Dec 2006 00:26:25 -0000

 

Re: Off Topic/For Butch

 

 

>Well, gang, let's talk about Christmas and Hannaukak and what we are

making. I'm making Hannaukak Oils and Special Christmas blends of the

Oils of the Wise Men along with special orders. What are you making?<

 

It's spelled " Hanukkah " . Or Chanukah.

 

WINTER SOLSTICE December 21st: The celebration of the winter solstice,

the shortest day of the year. It is the celebration rebirth of the Sun,

which is the promise of spring and life even on this the darkest day.

Therefore some consider this the new year. The burning of the log is to

give the Sun strength. Mumming (plays) such as " St. George " is a Pagan

survival , it represents the rebirth of the God. Wassailing or is also

a Pagan custom. The Roman festival of the Solstice was Saturnalia,

which lasted from December 17th to the 24th.

 

Sue

 

 

 

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