OT: Good Humor - (Was: Dumber'n A Rock)

[Guest guest]

Okey dokey Butch, You want humour, here ya go!!!

 

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

" Dr. Jones, at your cervix. "

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In a Podiatrist's office:

" Time wounds all heels. "

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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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On another Septic Tank Truck:

" We're #1 in the #2 business "

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At a Proctologist's door:

" To expedite your visit please back in. "

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On a Plumber's truck:

" We repair what your husband fixed. "

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On another Plumber's truck:

" Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.. "

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On a Church's Billboard:

" 7 days without God makes one weak. "

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

" Invite us to your next blowout. "

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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:

" Hello. Can we pick your nose? "

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At a Towing company:

" We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows. "

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On an Electrician's truck:

" Let us remove your shorts. "

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In a Nonsmoking Area:

" If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate

action. "

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On a Maternity Room door:

" Push. Push. Push. "

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At an Optometrist's Office :

" If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right

place. "

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On a Taxidermist's window:

" We really know our stuff. "

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On a Fence:

" Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive! "

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At a Car Dealership:

" The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment. "

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Outside a Muffler Shop:

" No appointment necessary. We hear you coming. "

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

" Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! "

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At the Electric Company :

" We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be. "

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In a Restaurant window:

" Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up. "

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home :

" Drive carefully. We'll wait. "

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At a Propane Filling Station ,

" Thank heaven for little grills. "

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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:

" Best place in town to take a leak . "

 

Dawn

[Guest guest]

Hi Butch,

 

Gee I really feel complimented, thanks Butch!!

 

I've always tried to stay on topic, particularly on this list as I think I read

somewhere that that is what is preferred....so was a little hesitant in writing

my reply, as the whole thing, i.e. getting your mouth washed out with soap, is

hardly related to oils and herbs....

 

Anyway you made my day, and I just wanted to say thank you, for your thank you!!

LOL

 

Maree

Melbourne, Australia

 

 

 

 

 

I got a genuine morning chuckle outta reading your reply .. and I

salute you for having a good sense of humor.

 

Used to be that this list was a good one for learning and laughing, both good

things they are .. but all list personalities change over time and on this one

it seems folks are not into humor now as much as they used to be.

 

I see that change as a negative cause humor is good medicine.

 

Again, thanks for a good laugh. :-P

 

.

 

 

 

 

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[Guest guest]

ROFLMAO! Thanks Dawn. I'd read some of them before but you had some

new ones in there!

 

K

 

, " Dawn Blakey " <dawnblakey

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> And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:

> " Best place in town to take a leak . "

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> Dawn

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