Guest guest Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 Hey all, starting to feel better, lol.. In the past two weeks, we have had our pet bunny of 9 years pass away, My brother in law had a massive heart attack , I managed to get the flu with strep throat at the same time and then I happily passed it to the kids, lol, so we are all on antibiotics. I am finally feeling good ! I got this joke from Kathy today ( Thanks Kathy!) and thought it was too funny not too share.. so enjoy...Have a safe and Happy Easter everyone. Carol Two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some kind of a sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory. Just as it begins to look as though the plane will plunge straight into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, " You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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