Guest guest Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 Down in Alabammar one day, Ol' Bubba called his attorney and asked: " Is it so they is folks suin' them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer? " " Yes, Bubba, it sure is true, " responded the lawyer. " And now somebody is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin'em fat an cloggin' their arteries and sech with all them burgers an fries, is that true? " " Sure is, Bubba. " " And some lady done sued McDonalds for millions of dollars when she was gave a hot coffee whut she ordered .. is that so? " " Yep. " " And I heered some football player done gone and sued a university when he graduated and still couldn't read? " " That's a fact, " said the lawyer. " " But why are you asking? " " Well, I was doing some thinkin .. what I wanna to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly wimmens I done slept with? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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