O/T humor for you ...Pretty smart if you ask me, lol

[Guest guest]

**HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH!***

 

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's

used size 16 work boots.

 

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy

of Guns & Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.

 

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and

magazines.

 

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

 

Hey Bubba,

Big Jim, Duke, Slim, Patty and I went for more ammunition.

Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they

attacked the mailman this morning and they messed him

up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but

it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyways, I

locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait

outside. We'll be right back.*

 

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