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OK - I may have sent this before (or *nicked* it from here <grin>) but

with all the duck talk I thought it worth another round....

LLx

 

 

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the " Chicken

Surprise " . The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

 

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises

slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before

the lid slams back down.

 

" Good grief, did you see that? " she asks her husband.

 

He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again

the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams

down.

 

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and

demands an explanation.

 

" Please sir, " says the waiter, " what you order? "

 

The husband replies, " Chicken Surprise. "

 

Your going to love this....................

 

 

 

 

 

 

" Ah... so sorry, " says the waiter, " I bring you Peeking Duck "

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