OT: How OLD folks call the police - Humor

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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

 

George

Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife

told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she

could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go

turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing

things. He phoned the police, who asked " Is someone in your house? "

and he said " no " . Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that

he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when

available. George said, " Okay, " hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the

police again " Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there

were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry

about them now because I've just shot them. " Then he hung up.

 

Within

five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an

ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars

red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: " I thought you said

that you'd shot them! " George said, " I thought you said there was

nobody available! "

 

(True Story) - Don't mess with old people!!

 

 

 

 

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