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For everyone else that enjoys a chuckle.

Lenora

 

Medical terms

 

Benign - What you be after you be eight.

Artery - The study of paintings.

Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria

Barium - What doctors do when patients die.

Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome

Catscan - Searching for Kitty

Cauterize - Make eye contact with her

Colic - A sheep dog

Coma - A punctuation mark

D & C - Where Washington is

Dilate - To live long

Enema - Not a friend

Fester - Quicker than someone else

Fibula - A small lie

G.I.Series - World series of military baseball

Hangnail - What you hang your coat on

Impotent - Distinguished, well known

Labor Pains - Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane

Morbid - A higher offer than I did

Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates

Node - I knew it

Outpatient - A person who has fainted

Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative - A letter carrier

Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery

Rectum - nearly killed him

Secretion - Hiding something

Seizure - Roman emperor

Tablet - A small table

Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport

Tumor - More than one

Urine - Opposite of you're out

Varicose - Near by/close by

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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