something that might be interpreted as humourous/ot

[Guest guest]

I wrote this three years at ryze. Completely forgot about it, but it is an

example of my weird thought processes.

 

Try to enjoy.

 

K

 

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Cheers!

Kathleen Petrides

The Woobey Queen

Http://www.woobeyworld.com

 

 

 

[Guest guest]

Are you KIDDING? I forgot to put it in? what a DOOF! here it is.

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Lately I've been thinking about Snow White's stepmother. You remember her,

she tried to kill off the young girl because her mirror said that her own

beauty had been surpassed by that upstart of a step daughter.

 

Now, I've been wondering, what would have happened if the queen had managed

to survive and had come back home with her evil deed completed. I mean, lets

face it, the old gal wasn't getting any younger. One day the old mirror was

going to have to say to her " Look Queen, three young gals are better

looking than you now.

 

Okay, so maybe three's not a big deal, but the numbers were bound to grow.

What she's going to do about it, whack all the women in the land? Who's

going to do the whacking? I mean there aren't enough men around who are

going to voluteer going around killing off all the young and fertile gals.

 

Even if there were, now you have a land full of men and one old hag... I can

see it now.... " Mirror Mirror on the was, who's the fairest of them all? "

 

" Well Queen, ya know... Sam Smith, he's got this nice swish when he walks

and gorgous eyelashes, he's lookin pretty good to me right about now "

 

You know sooner or later, all that whacking is going to come back and haunt

her. We know it's not going to be her conscience that's finally going to do

her in, it's going to be Sam Smith who want's to get up and cuddly with the

old mirror.

 

 

 

On 9/1/07, Kathleen Petrides <woobeyqueen wrote:

>

> I wrote this three years at ryze. Completely forgot about it, but it is an

> example of my weird thought processes.

>

> Try to enjoy.

>

> K

>

> --

> Cheers!

> Kathleen Petrides

> The Woobey Queen

> Http://www.woobeyworld.com <http://www.woobeyworld.com/>

>

 

 

 

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Cheers!

Kathleen Petrides

The Woobey Queen

Http://www.woobeyworld.com