Humor / Never try to out smart a woman......

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NEVER TRY & OUTSMART A WOMAN

there was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his

money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he

died he said to his wife, " When I die, I want you to take all my money

and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the

afterlife with me. And so he got his wife to promise him with all of

her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket

with him.

When he died he was stretched out in the casket, his wife was

sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When

they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close

the casket, the wife said, " Wait just a minute! " She had a box with her,

she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the

undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

Her friend said, " I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there

with your husband. "

The loyal wife replied " I can't go back on my word. I promised him. "

" You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket

with him!!!!? "

" I sure did " said the wife.

" I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque.

If he can cash it, he can spend it. "

[Guest guest]

Exactly.

 

Try and most likely the man would end up being one of the more than 80%

(statistically) of false abuse reports and restraining orders issued that

are faked by the woman.

LOL

Actually it is not really funny.

 

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" Liz " <liztams

 

Thursday, September 13, 2007 8:52 AM

Humor / Never try to out smart a woman......

 

 

> NEVER TRY & OUTSMART A WOMAN

> there was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his

> money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he

> died he said to his wife, " When I die, I want you to take all my money

> and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the

> afterlife with me. And so he got his wife to promise him with all of

> her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket

> with him.

> When he died he was stretched out in the casket, his wife was

> sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When

> they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close

> the casket, the wife said, " Wait just a minute! " She had a box with her,

> she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the

> undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

> Her friend said, " I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in

> there

> with your husband. "

> The loyal wife replied " I can't go back on my word. I promised him. "

> " You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket

> with him!!!!? "

> " I sure did " said the wife.

> " I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque.

> If he can cash it, he can spend it. "

>

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, " Wizentub " <zentub wrote:

>

> Exactly.

>

> Try and most likely the man would end up being one of the more than

80%

> (statistically) of false abuse reports and restraining orders issued

that

> are faked by the woman.

> LOL

> Actually it is not really funny.

 

Sorry you didn't like it. But then you cant please all of the folks all

of the time. If we all had the same sence of humor the world would be a

pretty strange place

Liz

[Guest guest]

Too true,

but if all the world were to be so cruel, the world would be under martial

law.

 

Humour that hurts another is only humorous to the circle doing the deed and

usually are the last ones to tolerate any such behaviour visited upon

themselves.

 

I am not a prude, I even found the joke a little amusing, just wanted to

make sure those important statistics reached as many men as possible.

Insight SBS or ABC TV will have the full details or for the report itself

http://www.mediaradar.org/docs/VAWA-Threat-to-Families.pdf

 

Sorry if I hurt your feelings, no harm meant.,

LOL

Leslie

 

 

 

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Thursday, September 13, 2007 9:54 AM

Re: Humor / Never try to out smart a woman......

 

 

> , " Wizentub " <zentub wrote:

>>

>> Exactly.

>>

>> Try and most likely the man would end up being one of the more than

> 80%

>> (statistically) of false abuse reports and restraining orders issued

> that

>> are faked by the woman.

>> LOL

>> Actually it is not really funny.

>

> Sorry you didn't like it. But then you cant please all of the folks all

> of the time. If we all had the same sence of humor the world would be a

> pretty strange place

> Liz

>

 

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